Your identity is safe with us. 
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Weird math. 
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I'm honestly not that worried about a Skynet takeover. 
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Jesus knew how to get out of awkward conversations. 
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I feel like they could've come up with a better name for this column. 
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This is the planet you live on. 
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What terrible thing happened to Rick Astley in 1989? 
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London windows being hilarious as usual. Ron Swanson would approve. 
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Flat mate. 
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Ima just grow a beard. 
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Arthur, always spitting gospel. 
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My girlfriend has a cook book from the 1920's, was looking through it when suddenly.. 
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I fit into most stereotypes. 
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Too real. 
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This year, I went to comic con as "Drunk Uncle Ben". The goal: pass out and die in front of as many spidermen as possible. 
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Went to the f***ing zoo F***ing sleeping koala. 
F***ing sleeping komodo dragon. 
F***ing sleeping tree frogs. 
F***ing sleeping tiny tree frogs. 
F***ing sleeping Himalayan mountain goat things. 
F***ing dead/sleeping kangaroo. 
F***ing sleeping lion. 
F***ing sleeping tiger. 
F***ing zoo chicken? Wut? 
F***ing sleeping seal. 
F***ing sleeping other seal. 
F***ing sleeping red panda. 
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