Washing instructions on suit jacket.

Washing instructions on suit jacket
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I might need to have a talk with my daughter, but I'm not sure what I'd even say.

I might need to have a talk with my daughter, but I'm not sure what I'd even say
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Subway graffiti I can get behind.

Subway graffiti I can get behind
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Sweet Jesus...

Sweet Jesus...
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Tailgating actively discouraged...

Tailgating actively discouraged...
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Shady.

Shady
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When you're single, but all your friends are in relationships.

When you're single, but all your friends are in relationships
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One of my professors thought the screen was a whiteboard..

One of my professors thought the screen was a whiteboard..
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My buddy in the army was issued a new weapon today.

My buddy in the army was issued a new weapon today
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Future nuggets.

Future nuggets
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Khal Drogo's workout routine.

Khal Drogo's workout routine
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Best book ever written.

Best book ever written
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This ruined my English lessons.

This ruined my English lessons
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Chips and salsa are a common snack around the office. I'm about to find out who the brave ones are.

Chips and salsa are a common snack around the office. I'm about to find out who the brave ones are
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Keep doing you, Florida.

Florida Man: Corn Dog

Florida Man: Pow, right in the kisser

Florida Man: Bullet

Florida Man: The Break-Up

Florida Man: Pizza Hut

Florida Man: Get out of jail free

Florida Man: Naked

Florida Man: Fishy Whacker

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This lady was totally cool about assisting my photo op.

This lady was totally cool about assisting my photo op
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My math book thinks it's funny.

My math book thinks it's funny
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Tonight, I'm making what my girlfriend has always said she's wanted for dinner.

Tonight, I'm making what my girlfriend has always said she's wanted for dinner
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Mike is looking for a Fight.

Mike is looking for a Fight
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