And that's where we got the word...

And that's where we got the word...
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Where the f*ck is my cake.

Where the fuck is my cake
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Love broken signs.

Love broken signs
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This wedding card looks like the Bride & Groom hung themselves.

This wedding card looks like the Bride & Groom hung themselves
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Caterpillars.

Caterpillars
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I saw this mannequin at Target the other day.

I saw this mannequin at Target the other day
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I am skeptical about the top speed of this rover. Can I get a confirmation from someone who owns one that this thing will break the sound barrier?

I am skeptical about the top speed of this rover. Can I get a confirmation from someone who owns one that this thing will break the sound barrier?
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Choose Your "Poison".

Choose Your "Poison"
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My girlfriend immediately said no.

My girlfriend immediately said no
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When you run out of names for your cities.

When you run out of names for your cities
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Not subtle, dude...

Not subtle, dude...
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Nothing to see here...

nothing to see here...
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Instead of installing shelves in his office bathroom, my friend went for a different approach.

Instead of installing shelves in his office bathroom, my friend went for a different approach
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Trailer Class.

Trailer Class
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Made this for my professor. He loved it.

Made this for my professor. He loved it.
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Hi, nice to mee–

Hi, nice to mee–
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Delicious treats.

Delicious treats
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How the f**k does this even happen?!

How the f**k does this even happen?!
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